mmaxximillion

Greetings fellow earthlings!
It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance!
You can call me Janessa, Maxxi, or Maxximillion, whichever you prefer.
All you need to know about me is that I'm a nerdy awkward loser with a tendency to fangirl obsessively. A giant Nerdfighter. And a Crazy Cat Lady.
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friend: there's nothing worse than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
friend:
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
littleglasswings:

omg i need more cats
ALL THE CATS

littleglasswings:

omg i need more cats

ALL THE CATS

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modjolley:

Compilation of the Steam Powered Giraffe posters I’ve been doing for the past few days ;)

justlikeaterriblemess:

8O !!!f fdsgldfk’h fldhdfhj

justlikeaterriblemess:

8O !!!f fdsgldfk’h fldhdfhj

(Source: k0kirichild)

bekn:

it’s weird how clothes were assigned genders, y’know, women wear dresses and skirts and stuff 

but it’s even weirder how it’s become socially acceptable for women to wear trousers, shirts, blazers, etc but men are still shunned if they openly wear skirts or dresses 

like, it’s just a piece of fabric, why can’t a man just wear a nice skirt without being looked down on?

people are weird about stuff 

insidelime:

hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow

I WILL!! Hmph.
And if I get hit by a bus on the way there, I’ll be like. Oh hey, what’s up FREE HEALTH CARE? 
 

(Source: im-a-walking-paradox)

vinyl-scratchdj:

sarahthompson03:



That still confuses the fuck out of me.

vinyl-scratchdj:

sarahthompson03:

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That still confuses the fuck out of me.

(Source: bran808)

does anyone else ever suddenly get an overwhelming swell of affection for people they’ve only ever known online?

All the time.

(Source: batpiss)

flawless-trinkets:

I just pissed myself

kjjkdfkdfskdfskj I can’t

(Source: batchesofhiddles)


A polar bear smells a seal under the ice. Unfortunately for the bear, the ice is too thick. (Planet Earth Live - BBC)

A polar bear smells a seal under the ice. Unfortunately for the bear, the ice is too thick. (Planet Earth Live - BBC)

shittycarnival:

suicideblonde:

Sucker Punch

“If you do not dance, you have no purpose. And we do not keep things here that have no purpose.”

shittycarnival:

suicideblonde:

Sucker Punch

“If you do not dance, you have no purpose. And we do not keep things here that have no purpose.”